Taking control like the Q U E E N I am.

Showers > baths

julian2006:

astro-connections:

Aries + Sagittarius
Taurus + Virgo
Gemini + Libra
Cancer + Scorpio
Virgo + Capricorn
Aquarius + Pisces

im a leo and i can confirm i have no friends

We Leo’s have no friends. Because we’re at the top where we don’t need anyone.

swedishbrickvevo:

thelilnan:

clockworkjerk:

mytinygayitalianson:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

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